Sunday invites you to relax – and what could be better than the joke of the day? Today we present to you not only our selection, but also the best materials from our readership. Thanks for your creativity! If you also want to share a joke, simply send it to wirvonhier@berlinerverlag.com. Perhaps next Sunday thousands of people will read it – and you will delight our readers. Today’s “Jokes of the Day” section contains three new funny jokes from our readers. Enjoy this day with a smile!
Pub and Stasi: joke of the day in Berlin KURIER
Two friends meet in a pub. One says: “Imagine, my wife died!” Another asks: “How did this happen?” The first one answers: “She wanted to get potatoes from the cellar – for potato soup – and slipped, fell down the stairs and died.” Another asks: “And what did you do then?” The first one answers: “Well, noodles!” – submitted by Sylvia K.
Stasi chief Mielke is furious. He watched the first two episodes of Star Trek on Western television and heads to the office. “This is such nonsense,” he mutters to himself. “This needs to be stopped somehow. Space, endless expanses – this is a direct call to escape.” He stands in front of the ministry door and the new guard won’t let him in because the Stasi chief doesn’t have his ID with him. “But you should recognize me, I’m Mielke!” he says. He had never had to show his ID before. The guard replied, “If you are Mielke, then I am Captain Kirk.” Mielke gets a thick neck, walks to his company car, pulls his ID out of the glove compartment and reappears at the door with an animalistic anger in his stomach. “Now do you see that I am Mielke? Do you have the slightest idea what I will do to you now?” The guard takes a package from his shirt pocket, half-pulls out a cigarette and very quietly says, “Scotty, pick me up! I think there will be terrible trouble here.” – submitted by Michael Reuther
A man comes home from work and sees his wife in front of the mirror, admiring her breasts. He asks: “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to the doctor today and he told me I have 25-year-old breasts.” To which the husband replies: “Oh yes? What did he say about your 50-year-old butt?” She replies dryly, “To be honest, darling, your name wasn’t mentioned at all.” – submitted by Udo E. Marten
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